Why? Just to confuse people? :(
It's all part of an elaborate worldwide plot to disorient unsuspecting computer users.
Also, can someone recommend a distro to me with these specs?
2 gig HD, 64 MB RAM, 133 megahertz processer....
Let me guess, this is your first crack at linux and you thought that you'd give it a shot on your oldest, crappiest hardware because you read somewhere that linux can "bring new life to old hardware". Am I warm at all? We see this a little too often, and if this is your story you have the wrong idea.
In linux land, we have multiple distributions because they all cater to different markets. Within the world of linux, we actually have competition. Part of what drives the competition is that the majority of linux users are informed consumers, and understand what they are getting into. Most linux users know why they would prefer debian over gentoo, or vice versa.
You will never be happy using linux unless you spend time learning about it. That has been true for years, and it will be true for a few more. Usually, when people ask which linux distibution to try first I send them to this page:
http://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=major
However, with hardware as old as yours, these will not be good choices. I have to ask for what purpose do you intend to use this machine? If you want a replacement for windows, a linux desktop, this computer will not be sufficient. If you intend to use this computer as a simple network router, dhcp server, and firewall, this computer will be a fine choice.
If you are determined to try linux on the desktop using this machine, there is one distro I know of that does cater to your particular requirements: http://delilinux.berlios.de/ This will provide you with a very basic desktop that can browse the web, handle email, allow you to do wordprocessing and spreadsheets (not MSoffice compatible like modern linux distributions).
If you merely intend to create a server, consider a very minimal installation (no Xwindows) of vector linux, debian/woody, slackware, or freebsd.
-kev